He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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