just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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