come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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