But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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