whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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