Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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