sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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