sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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