Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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