mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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