You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
MIDGETS
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Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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