even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize