don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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