It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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