Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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