What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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