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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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