Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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