my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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