your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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