Porn is love you can see.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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