Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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