bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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