Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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