So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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