So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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