Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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