quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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