Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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