They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
