I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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