If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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