how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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