Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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