i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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