I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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