Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
