i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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