I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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