so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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