I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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