8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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