I'm eating all of the evidence.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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