YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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