Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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