forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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