If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Can i not drive my cunt home
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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