either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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