I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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