My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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