what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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