I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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