That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
