i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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