WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you didnt know i had herpes?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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