u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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